Chris Christie is the Greatest Politician Ever, Maybe.

A W E S O M E: “They informed me my budget was dead on arrival,” Christie told the crowd. “They said, ‘We’ll shut the government down.’” “I said, ‘Listen, I’m going to get into a black Suburban and I’m going to drive back to the governor’s residence, go upstairs and order a pizza. I’m going to turn on a … Read More